This made me smile today…it only take a few seconds…hoping it makes others smile too. The names are quite silly – I am Gadget Bubblehead!Please post your new silly name so we can all get a chuckle.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
> >you need some silliness
> >to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have
> >a lot more stressful
> >days than not. Here is your dose of humor…
> >Follow the instructions to
> >find your new name.
> >
> >Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject
> >box and forward it to
> >friends and family and co-workers. Don’t forget to
> >forward it back to
> >the person who sent it to you, so they know you
> >participated. And don’t
> >go all ‘adult’ … my niece’s senior manager is now
> >known far and wide
> >as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an
> >excerpt from a children’s
> >book,
> >”Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of
> >Professor Poopypants” by
> >Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone
> >to assume new
> >names……
> >
> >Use the third letter of your first name to
> >determine your new first
> >name:
> > a = poopsie b = lumpy c =buttercup
> >d = gadget e = crusty f =greasy
> >g = fluffy h = cheeseball
> >i = chim-chim
> >j = stinky k = flunky l= bootie
> >m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
> >p = doofus q = slimy r =loopy
> >s = snotty t = tootie u =dorkey
> >v = squeezit w = oprah x =skipper
> >y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
> >
> >Use the second letter of your last name to
> >determine the first half of
> >your new last name:
> > a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
> > d = burger e = girdle f =barf
> > g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
> > j = monkey k = potty l =liver
> >m = banana n = rhino o =bubble
> >
> >p = hamster q = toad r =gizzard
> > s = pizza t = gerbil u =chicken
> >v = pickle w = chuckle x =tofu
> > y = gorilla z = stinker
> >
> >Use the fourth letter of your last name to
> >determine the second half of
> >your new last name:
> > a = head b = mouth c = face
> > d = nose e = tush f = breath
> > g = pants h = shorts i = lips
> > j = honker k = butt l= brain
> > m = tushie n = biscuits o =hiney
> > p = chunks q = toes r = buns
> > s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
> > v = kisser w = squirt x =humperdinck
> > y = brains z = juice
> >
> >Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is
> >Goober Chickenshorts.
> >William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.
> >
> >Now when you SEND THIS ON…use your new name as
> >the subject. And
> >remember that children laugh an average of 146
> >times a day; adults laugh
> >an average of 4 times a day.
> >
> >Put more laughter in your day.
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